By Peter Baynes

 

  • Movie “Best In Show” Wins Academy Awar
  • California Bans Spaying and Neutering
  • AKC Office Moving Back to New York
  • AKC Takes Over Canadian Kennel Club
  • AKC Bans FCI Judges
  • Fee Increase Creates Registration Boost
  • AKC Admits It Was Wrong
  • AKC Reduces Number of Recognized Breeds
  • AKC Reps Vote For Evening Groups
  • AKC Admits Latest PETA Campaign is Reasonable
  • PETA Condemns Nudity in Ads
  • PETA Registers Dogs With AKC
  • Bob Barker Claims "Chuck a Duck" Competition Inhumane
  • Rise in Entry Fees Welcomed by Exhibitors
  • Double Points if You Enter With AKC Credit Card
  • Handler Thanks Judge for Not Placing Dog
  • Westminster Does Not Reach Limit
  • Westminster Goes Back to Back
  • The AKC/Eukanuba National Championship Draws 25,000 Entries
  • New York Times Best Seller, The Art of Judging Dogs
  • Crufts Bans Foreign Entries
  • Crufts Moves to Smaller Venue
  • A Cure for Kennel Blindness Discovered
  • Free Parking for Motorhomes
  • Unentered Dogs Welcomed
  • Ringside Mentor Agrees With Judge’s Placings
  • Dog From Puppy Mill Goes BIS at Westminster
  • Lower Registrations Caused By Global Warming
  • Al Gore Declares AKC Points System Unconstitutional
  • Match Draws More Entries Than Regular Show
  • George Clooney Applies to Become a Judge
  • George Clooney Draws NO Entries at First Show
  • Paris Hilton Approved for Toy Group
  • Dog Museum Extends Opening Hours
  • Expert Declares, “Form Does Not Follow Function”
  • We Are Not Judging Breeding Stock
  • DNA Only 50% Accurate
  • Frozen Semen a Hoax
  • Vet Association Admits Tail Docking is Advantageous
  • BIS Winner Exhumed to Check for Traces of Performance Enhancing Drugs
  • Poll Shows Exhibitors Want More Shows
  • Poll Shows Exhibitors Want Shows to Start Earlier
  • Chinese Crested Has Close Shave
  • Italian Greyhound Wins Weight Pulling Contest
  • Mastiff Triumphs in Agility
  • Chihuahua Kills German Shepherd
  • Hackney Gait Now a Disqualification in Miniature Pinschers
  • Provisional Judge Requests to Stay as Provisional
  • Regular Judge Requests Cheap Hotel to Help Club
  • Suggested Judging Speed Reduced to Ten Dogs per Hour
  • All-breed Judge Admits He Learned It All at Seminars
  • Lady Seminar Attendee Shares Room with Rapist
  • Seminars To Be Abandoned
  • Seminar Junky Into Rehab
  • Michael Vick Becomes Spokesperson for Humane Society
  • Oprah Winfrey Buys Dog From Pet Shop
  • Barbara Streisand Records “How Much is that Doggy in the Window”

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Peter Baynes immigrated to this country from England in 1967 to become a professional handler, and proudly served in that capacity for 30 years. He now judges several breeds in three groups.